DIY black hole?
Q: Is the Large Hadron Collider going to whip up a black hole that eats the planet? — Felix
A: Highly doubtful. But if it does, and we’re all suddenly converted into disconnected atoms, at least no one will be able to whine, “Told you so”. That would just be annoying.

People ask me stuff. I answer, if I feel like it. Pretty straightforward, really.